Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Goblin flies from Mec


By Patience Tandawa
ZIMBABWE might have fallen dismally from the FIFA rankings but definatly not on the vodoo chart. Even Nigeria and India have been eclipsed.

In a suspected case of goblin dumping and witchcraft, a terrifying object was flown out of Mercedes ML last Friday near Town House in Harare forcing nurses who were waiting for their morning bus to flee for dear life.

The object which is believed to be a goblin was thrown from a classy vehicle as soon as the traffic light at corner Julias Nyerere and Jason Moyo turned green signalling traffic to start moving. The vehicle sped in a huff leaving a trail of confusion behind as nurses and pedestrians went to seek refuge in nearby Joina Center.

Within minutes onlookers who had come to establish the identity of the object concluded that it’s a goblin.
A nurse at High-field Polyclinic Ms Rumbidzai Mpingashato who was part of melee said she just saw an object flying out of the car and started running for cover.

Ever since the Zimbabwean government adopted multi currencies  there has been a proliferation of voodoo cases in the country as citizens try to find means of making money the easy way. In Dzivarasekwa early this year, a woman sparked controversy after a talking bird surfaced in her house demanding payment of an unsettled debt with a certain Sangoma from Chipinge.

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