Friday, 3 May 2013

Mubobo man in trouble

By Patience Tandawa

A self confessed Harare Mubobo man is in trouble for allegedly seducing more than 10 women in Mufakose via blooooth or miracle sex.

Chenjerai Mabwe of House number 23456 Mufakose 3 confessed to possesing Mubobo powers after he had been caght red handed exposong his manhood while standing closley against a teenage girl (name withheld) and spilling semen on her dress.

"Ineed i sometimes end up many people's bedroom, i think its a spirit, i have tested at least 10 women from around here," he said.

The man was beaten by an angry mob ust to be rescued by police officers from Marimba station.


Fake SA Rands flood market

By Patience Tandawa

AN influx of fake South African Rands has hit the Zimbabwean informal trading sector as peprpetrators pounce on unsupecting wiling buyers.

At Road port and Coppa Cabana Harare, reports of fake notes are making rounds in these money changing havens and police have urged members of the public to be wary of being duped of their hard earned cash.

Pizza craze hits Bulawayo

By Patience Tandawa

A Scramble for Pizza has hit the City of Kings and Queens this i can bet with the last coin in my purse.

Every Tuesday, long winding ques can be seen in the town's most frequented pizza outlets as a result of the promotion the pizza stores run every Tuesday whereby one buys one pizza and gets another one for free.

"Me and my friend serve three dollars each every week to make sure we get at least tow free pizza every week, i pray thei promotion stays for sure," said Ntombi Ncube a NUST student.

Pizza has become so popular that some low income girls are even selling their dignity for a tray of pizza in Bulawayo. During the ZITF period, reports of juveniles misbehaving were rampart in the city and eye witnesses say most of the young nones who were mentioned in the papers had been potted at Pizza in earlier.

Accident exposes cheating couple

By Patience Tandawa

A cheating Kuwadzana couple was yesterday exposed when a Kombi rammed into their hide in the early hours of Wokers Day hoiday.

It is believed that on the eventful day, Madzimai Margaret of the Madzibaba yechishanu invited her boyfriend of three years into her martrimonial home while her husbund madzibaba Ransom a truck driver had gone on a trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo.

It is believed that while Madzima Magii as she is affectionately known was busy providing bed an breakfast to the her boyfriend. A Kombi which was being driven by a drunken man veered of the road and rammed against Maidzimai's wall exposing the love birds who were busy playing hide the sausage in Madzibaba's matrimonial home.

The couple was later pulled out of the rabble in their birthday suits before getting a hiding from the angry mob who accused the duo of infidelity.


Bitbridge vendors sell well water

By Patience Tandawa

VENDORS in the boarder town of Beitbridge have resorted to selling well water to unsuspecting travelers.

Vendors who spoke to this blogger confirmed the incident and said they have no other option but to sell well water since they cant access purified water at reasonable prices form suppliers.
"We cant just sit and die in the face of poverty and bankruptcy, we sell well water to thristy travellers and because of theh heat this sie they cant even give themselves a chance to ask the source of the water," said Mr Hlanhla Tshabangu a water vendor.

Authorities however fear for the health of travelers as they doubt the source of the water.