Friday, 26 April 2013

Dirty panties found in beer pot



By Patience Tandawa
A disturbing scenario has left tongues wagging in Gwabalanda as patrons at a certain Shebeen discovered stained panties in a mature Umphomboti pot.
Gogo Mazinyane of house umber, 23456 Gwabalanda, discovered the dirty linen after having gulped  about three quarters of the beer from the pot.  As she was holding the pot against her lips, she felt a heavy foreign body pressing against her lips.
Upon discovering the panties, Gogo raised alarm causing pandemonium amongst leading to the beating of the brewer Skumbuzo Sthole.
In interview, Mr Silas Nkomo of Gwabalanda said he would never drink from Gogo Mazinyane brewery ever.

1 comment:

  1. You are not a journalist but a gossiper by profession for real

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